#haha

I heard you in the hall just now. Laughing.

With her.

She made a flirty comment... a little too loudly.
I heard every word. You started shushing her.

You were right in front of my door... did you really think that I couldn't hear her?
Or you?
She said "what?"
You said shush.
I laughed.

I laughed because I finally realized just how little you truly mean to me.
Just how pathetic you truly are.
Sure we're "friends" and all that crap, but I realized that the hold you had over me was nothing more than a schoolgirl crush.

So you "shhhhhh" you next conquest and I'll sit here and laugh about how absurd you are.